****OFFICIAL DAD JOKES THREAD****
How does the moon give the sun a haircut?
Eclipse it. |
. A ham sandwich walks into a bar and orders a beer. The bartender says, "Sorry we don’t serve food here."
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What Happened to the frog that illegally parked? He got toad
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"A ham sandwich walks into a bar and orders a beer. Bartender says, 'Sorry we don't serve food here.'"
"Two guys walk into a bar, the third one ducks." |
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What do you call a masturbating bull?
Beef stroganoff. |
What do you call a midget psychic that has escaped from prison? A small medium at large
What do you call a camel with no humps? Humphrey I got a book on improving my memory, for the life of me I can't remember where I put it. Hundreds of kids are shipped off to mime school every year never to be heard from again. I have an epileptic midget friend who makes pizzas for a living. I call him "little seizures." |
How can you tell Ronald McDonald out of a lineup of naked men?
He's the one with the sesame seed buns! All good KCTattoo, I feel we are somehow connected!! What's the difference between your wife and your job? Your job will still suck after 5 years. |
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I know it's funny what was odds of same joke? LMAO Great minds think alike ;) |
Why can't a bicycle stand up by itself?
- it's two tired. What's the best time to go to the dentist? - 2:30 |
Why couldn't you hear the pterodactyl go to the bathroom?
Because the P is silent. |
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or "What time did the man go to the dentist? Tooth hurt-y." |
Why did the arsonist go to the gym?
:To feel the burn. |
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What did the carrot say to the orange?
"**** YOU!" |
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