Come and GIT SUM.....
 

So much weirdness in this story, I'm surprised it was in Oklahoma and not Florida! Alcohol, knives, porno mags, trailer park.... yeah buddy...

ADA, Ok. —

A man from Oklahoma was arrested Sunday after police found him with a knife in each hand and several pornographic magazines taped to him stomach to protect him, according to The Ada News.

Donald Gene Gaither, 49, told police he was in "survival mode" after he allegedly tried to start a fight with a neighbor. Police said Gaither was angry because he thought he was being kicked out his trailer park.

The neighbor called police when Gaither began waving knives and telling him "to come out and get some." Gaither was charged with assault with a dangerous weapon and possession of an offensive weapon.

Police said Gaither was "slightly intoxicated" when deputies found him with the knives in each hand and pornographic magazines taped to him stomach, according to KXII. Gaither told deputies he'd been in prison, and magazines were a way to protect yourself in a fight.

http://www.kmbc.com/article/oklahoma...o-him/13448744

Says the guy who lives in Independence? ROFL

Which porno mags?

If he was outside hollering at the guy inside, how is that assault? It is not like he actually assaulted the guy. :shrug:

Have any of you ever been to Ada? This is the type of crap that happens about every day there. It's a real shithole

http://www.aveleyman.com/Gallery/ActorsF/5471-3729.jpg

Damn shame what they did to that dog

Come and GIT SUM.....
 

Southeast oklahoma is some serious banjos happening folks.


Wife used to work level 5 nicu trama and the shit they would see from SE OK was horrific. Inbreading is real.

Jeremy Shockey is from Ada.

Assault is a threat or an attempt to harm someone.

Assault - yelling and threatening

Battery - actually hitting somebody.

Confusing, but true.

Or what ClevelandBronco said...

You must not be very familiar with Oklahoma. Craziest, shittiest place I've ever been.

Oklahoma? Florida says hold my beer......

Martin County Jail
Her modesty was evidently gone with the wind.

Deputies responding to a trespassing incident found Gloria Havens, who was wearing a hospital gown and a long fur coat, yelling at a woman for not allowing her on the property, Martin County deputies said, reports Will Greenlee in his Off the Beat blog for TCPalm.com in Stuart.READ MORE

In what world is that better than a man with a knife in each hand and several pornographic magazines taped to his stomach to protect him?

The fur coat was actually made out of Demi Moores pubic hair.