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The Adrian Clayborn/Chaz Green PFF separation is hilarious (https://chiefsplanet.com/BB/showthread.php?t=311497)

The Adrian Clayborn/Chaz Green PFF separation is hilarious

This is the highest/lowest PFF grade contrast I've ever seen. Keep in mind Chaz Green was yanked in the third. ROFLROFL

https://www.profootballfocus.com/new...llas-cowboys-7

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LT CHAZ GREEN, 14.2 OVERALL GRADE

With All-Pro LT Tyron Smith not playing due to injury, the Cowboys turned to Chaz Green. Green had been benched earlier in the season from his left guard spot, and so it was perhaps not a shock that he was completely out of his depth at tackle. He surrendered four sacks, a hit and three hurries before finally being put out of his misery and benched in the second half, but he also had very little help and was badly exposed by the game plan.

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EDGE ADRIAN CLAYBORN, 99.9 OVERALL GRADE

The chief beneficiary of Tyron Smith’s injury was Clayborn, who notched six sacks, but also a hit and six additional hurries, first against Chaz Green and then against Byron Bell once Green had been benched. Clayborn made a sequence of monster plays in the game, and was completely outclassing the players tasked with trying to block him.

It’s really awesome that PFF exists to explain football to you.

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Originally Posted by DaneMcCloud (Post 13213760)

It’s really awesome that PFF exists to explain football to you.

I watched most of the game. Please stop.

Adrian Clayborn? I thought he was out of the league five years ago.

Adrian Clayborn, Iowa Hawkeye mother****ers.

Clayborn might have the most hideous dreads ever.

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Originally Posted by ThaVirus (Post 13213812)

Clayborn might have the most hideous dreads ever.

Take your rastafarian/reggaephobia out of here. :)

Dallas is dogshit without Smith

I have a funny story about Adrian Clayborn. Have been around him quite a bit...mostly before he had his breakout season.

One time I passed out drunk on this girl he was ****ing' couch. This girl is a long time friend of mine. That next morning, everyone noticed that there was a piss spot on her floor and some underwear next to it. It was a huge mystery about who peed on her floor. A couple people blamed it on Adrian and he was like "awww hell naw!!!" It was me. For some reason, I slept walked and peed on the floor....and peed on my underwear...and put my jeans back on. Very awkward. College was fun, but looking back...holy shit, I drank myself into a sloppy mess a few times.

The next weekend, we crashed there again... we were outside hanging out and my brother had to take a piss. He went inside to look for the bathroom and accidentally went into my friend (the girl he was ****ing)'s room... my brother thought it was the bathroom. He panicked when he realized it wasn't the bathroom. This girl and Clayborn were in there ****ing. It was so dark that he couldn't see very far in front of him. He said he didn't realize what room he was in until this big black dude stood up and was like, "aww, what the ****, man!" He said Adrian was so much bigger than him, that he was literally staring face to face with the dude's dong... Adrian must have hopped off the girl he was ****ing to see the commotion and that's when his penis and my brother almost collided face to face.

Adrian was pretty funny to have around.

The next year, my friend (the girl he was ****ing) was arrested at an Iowa game for stalking him...apparently she was yelling obscenities at him during the game. He claimed to not know her...dude....he not only knew her, he was attached to her and the money she always lent him.