Lets hear your Alien Abduction experiences
 

If you've ever been abducted lets hear your story. Reports say 1 out of every 100 people have been so that means there's people on this site. I never have been to my knowledge but I have had a UFO encounter.

Bring it.

Wouldn’t want to offend you. Just keep my abduction to myself. Save you the trouble.

I’m not going to lie, but I’ve seen some shit on my way to work a couple times early in the morning. Same spot everytime too. The light goes off and on then zooms away.

Why is it that nearly all the people you hear about having UFO encounters are uneducated rednecks? OP confirms this.

So your saying Chiefs fans have UFO encounters. Interesting

ROFL

I'm sure you've been abducted, probably multiple times . Do you not have any recall ?

Come to think about it, my ass feels sore every now and then when I wake up. Wonder if I’m getting ****ed by aliens?

That's not what Aliens do, that has to be your boyfriend not using lube.

You probably just had food poisoning during the night and got and used the bathroom multiple times and forgot about it. It happens, especially after Ducks Unlimited banquets.

ROFL

Just because somebody’s boyfriend doesn’t use lube doesn’t mean the rest of them don’t.

He has a vagina, so the jokes on you.

#facts