Gladiator 2018 - Round 1, Match 21 - Superturtle versus Renegade
 

Vote for the person that you think would win this match in a battle to death or submission. As background, assume that prior to the tournament you received 10 minutes of training on every weapon. The time listed is the amount of time before the match where you learn what the weaponry and venue is. All participants are handed their weapons at t=0 unless stated otherwise.

Venue - An operating room with angry scalpel-wielding doctors and nurses all screaming at you to leave
Starting Distance - 20 feet

Superturtle

Main Weapon - Baseball Bat
Backup Weapon - Hedge Clippers

Prep Time - 6 Minutes
Special Factors - A jaded prostitute who believes you owe her money will be released into the arena 60 seconds into the match. She has a baseball bat.

Renegade

Main Weapon - Net and trident
Backup Weapon - None

Prep Time - 13 Minutes
Special Factors - None

Trident has the further reach and can inflict the most damage. Renegade wins.

Thank God no BB guns!

Get real. BB guns aren't allowed in operating rooms.

Trident + Net + Angry whore = Dead Superturtle.

Mrs Superturtle, we regret to inform you that your son has been impaled by a dung covered trident. You can find him in the hallway entangled in a net.

Superturtle could use the hedge clippers to cut the net away, but this one still goes to Renegade

Trident>baseball bat.

The net is just the icing on the cake of Superturtle's violent death.

Don't forget the hooker who would be chasing him around.

Pretty good chance they both die. Scalpels are serious shit man. And then there is hospital security and shit. Yeah. Time is shor lt for this fight.

Gotta go with the net and trident. Even if he misses with the net trident is a better weapon. He can two hand it and use both ends. Plus if the hooker gets loose that’s a bitch to fight off 2 people.

This is by far the funniest match to picture.

They have scalpels but I don’t think they are stabbing, just yelling, with some implied intimidation factor.

Hard to vote against a trident.... but I will to avoid the shutout.


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it was nice knowing you superturtle.

Don't underestimate the baseball bat. Throw the hedge clippers at him or throw them in the trash, they are worthless. The trident may have a little reach, but he can close and deflect. Maybe he takes a puncture wound in the arm or leg, but if he connects to the head with the bat it is game over. Just gotta get it from the whore. Or wait, the whore also has a baseball bat, or She has SuperTurtle's baseball bat?