Give me some ideas for a Total Recall Chiefs mashup
 

I'll consider all submissions before rejecting them and doing what I was going to do anyway.

Have Andy Reid be the chick with three tits

ROFLROFL

Richter has to be Smith, with Mahomes holding him down while the elevator rips his arms off and then tossing them off the platform. Of course, Smith could also be Sharon Stone during the "consider it a divorce," scene. Then again, Reid could be Arnold, pulling the tracker out of his nose that is actually Smith.

Marcus Peters could be the crazy ass guy that gets impaled by the jackhammer.

Here's what I was thinking:

Alex Smith and Pat Mahomes ascend a scenic peak on Mars. They look out over Mount Arrowhead. Alex gently caresses Mahomes' helmet and they move on.

Alex takes a false step and tumbles over the side of a cliff. He smashes his helmet on a Titans logo, exposing him to the deadly Martian atmosphere, and begins to asphyxiate, eyes bugging out.

Suddenly he wakes up drenched in sweat. In bed next to him is Daniel Snyder.

Segue into Chiefs 2018 trailer featuring Total Recall-style opening titles.

Post credits: Mahomes watches Brett Favre on a monitor.

"You are not you. You are me."

"No SHIT?!"

FIN

Just make Phillip Gaines’ eyes pop out and we can call this thing a success.

Another one:

Alex Smith shows up at the spaceport on Mars, and starts repeating "TWO WEEKS!"

Suddenly, he takes his head off to reveal he is actually Pat Mahomes.

Pat throws his fake Alex head to a bunch of Broncos, Raiders and Chargers.

"Catch!"

The head says "Get ready for a surprise" and explodes.

Do you know what Richter's favorite book is?

Alex Smith sucks.

OOPS I'M SORRY I RUINED YOUR THREAD, ELEAZER!

The playoff losses could be symbolized by Arnold gasping for breath with bulging eyes.

Herm going for three all the time is of course symbolized by the three-breasted woman.

THIS!!!

Alex Smith is the little dude ( I can’t remember his name) growing out of Andy Reid’s chest..

For a moment I got Total Recall and The Fifth Element mixed up.

If that were your project, I'd say Alex is definitely the gay/obnoxious Chris Tucker and all of his fans died a horrible death...

Chiefs kingdom would be an innocent, and confused, Mila Jovovich unlocking the key to the universe... Patrick Mahomes

Kuato