Explaining cooper barrett
 

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Dinny

A person who would suck a dick for cab money, and then walk home??

He did a LOT of drugs in the early 70s and now his brain is cooked, causing him to ramble excessively and pretend that he's an expert on every single topic.

Likely caught several STD's in Westport causing him to settle down where he then moved to rural Indiana

Witness protection program

The Jeeves nobody asks.

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Douche-it-all

A star in the girlie threads. Big fan.

Too dumb to know how to use the NSFW tag

Sits in his mom's basement watching how to videos on YouTube and lots of gay porn on pornhub.

But he's like 70 years old, so his mom is probably not around anymore.

I don't mind him. Mostly harmless.

I believe he is a former secret agent and celebrity chef who retired early and now gives snowboarding lessons to underprivileged children in between speaking engagements for Wall Street bankers.

Someone that has people that love him and care deeply for him.