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JimNasium 04-13-2019 07:43 AM

Woman does karate, son gets nude, dog steals cornbread mix from Walmart, police say
 
Just another Wednesday night in Eau Claire.

http://www.cleveland19.com/2019/04/1...rt-police-say/

EAU CLAIRE, WI (Gray News) - A mother and her son are in custody after causing a ruckus at a Walmart Wednesday night, police said. Their dog chipped in, too.

The Eau Claire Police Department identified 46-year-old Lisa Smith and her 25-year-old son Benny Vann as the suspects. Investigators said the dog is named Bo.

Responding officers said they found Smith yelling in the doorway trying to summon Bo.

Smith allegedly brought Bo into the store without a leash, so he easily ditched his owner and started running up to unsuspecting customers.

While Bo was doing that, Smith began tearing apart store displays and placing them in her shopping cart, police said.

Walmart staff asked her to leave, and she complied. Police said she left the store to perform karate moves in the parking lot.

Bo, on the other hand, had not been brought to heel. By the time anyone found him, he was on his way out of the store with a box of Jiffy cornbread muffin mix in his mouth.

Police arrested Smith, but it wasn’t without a fight. She allegedly kicked out a patrol car window when they finally got her in custody.

Meanwhile. police said Vann was running amok inside the store. He allegedly took off all of his clothes in the rear of the Walmart and exposed himself to everyone around him.

Fortunately for them, he tried to cover himself by putting on the clothes Walmart had on the racks. Even so, police said he didn’t try to purchase them, so that is also a crime.

Officers approached and commanded him to end the madness, but he refused. Authorities said Vann even used a scooter in an attempt to run over an officer.

But law enforcement physically stopped the scooter and took him into custody.

Vann faces charges for lewd and lascivious behavior, disorderly conduct and retail theft. Smith is charged with disorderly conduct, resisting arrest and misdemeanor bail jumping.

Bo, however, was not charged. Police issued him a warning for the theft.

Simply Red 04-13-2019 07:48 AM

They post here.

Pitt Gorilla 04-13-2019 07:50 AM

Clearly not meth.

Simply Red 04-13-2019 07:51 AM

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Simply Red 04-13-2019 07:52 AM

I'm thinking Flakka or salts.

BigRedChief 04-13-2019 07:52 AM

How in the **** did this happen and not occur in Florida?

JimNasium 04-13-2019 07:52 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Simply Red (Post 14204690)
They post here.

Hopefully you are referring to the dog. Bo obviously has the most sense. Hot Jiffy cornbread muffins with butter are bombass.

Baby Lee 04-13-2019 07:53 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Simply Red (Post 14204695)
I'm thinking Flakka or salts.

Ruhhhhnnn?!?!

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Mrreeeowwwww!!!

Baby Lee 04-13-2019 07:56 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by JimNasium (Post 14204697)
Hopefully you are referring to the dog. Bo obviously has the most sense. Hot Jiffy cornbread muffins with butter are bombass.

Bo knows cornbread!!

http://thebestshoesforcrossfit.com/w...10/BoKnows.jpg

Rain Man 04-13-2019 07:56 AM

Bo seems like someone I could have dinner with. We're both into Jiffy. Lisa and Benny, probably a no.

Rain Man 04-13-2019 07:57 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Simply Red (Post 14204694)
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This woman is ten years younger than me. That's sobering.

JimNasium 04-13-2019 07:58 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Rain Man (Post 14204703)
This woman is ten years younger than me. That's sobering.

Karate obviously has an aging effect.

displacedinMN 04-13-2019 08:00 AM

That low pressure system clearly ****ed people up.

Guy at Mall of America THREW a 5 year old over a 3rd floor balcony.
What the **** is wrong with people.

Spoiler!

JimNasium 04-13-2019 08:00 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Baby Lee (Post 14204699)
Ruhhhhnnn?!?!

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Mrreeeowwwww!!!

I want to meet this guy Baby Lee. He’d be fun to grab a beer and barbecue with.

Munson 04-13-2019 08:08 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Simply Red (Post 14204694)
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That woman is 46? She looks closer to 66.

Let this be a lesson to everyone. Don't do drugs!!!!


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