I NEED WEED!!!
 

****, I hate not smoking.

Between my grandmother (the woman who raised me) dying, and the breakup of my 7 year relationship within months of each other, my life has been turned upside down.

Wish I could burn a doob, do a little dab, etc. Would actually help...

*sigh*

I hate myself.

At least He Good.

Ready for the offseason to end. Training camp can't start soon enough...

Go to the doc and tell him you have glaucoma...

Started my morning off with a wake n bake.

If my job didn’t drug test, I would give up beer for weed in a heartbeat.

I don't have to tell the doc that; I've already been diagnosed with glaucoma.

You could try nibbling on these...

Thanks, g...but I've got 11 more months. As of right now, nothing can be in my piss.

Step 1: Buy an Escort
Step 2: Have them piss in bottles/jars/etc - Use this piss when drug tested. (They're probably not on drugs, right?)
Step 3 ????????
Step 4: Profit

Try to learn how to be happy without a mind altering substance. It's not as hard as you think.



*posted while drinking a beer

Do some blow. It clears out in 3 days

Write a gratitude list.
Call another sober person.
Go eat a big ****ing bowl of frozen yogurt, ice cream or anything else you love that's not alcohol or drugs.
See a movie.
Call someone you care about and ask how they're doing.
Help a stranger.
Get out of your own sorrow and turn to how you can help someone else.
If all else fails, go to bed.

Another help me thread.

Not alpha.

THEN GO TELL HIM YOU NEED WEED

Not quite that simple

Good news, Mr rabblerouser, your drug test is clean. Bad news, you have a urinary tract infection and you are pregnant.