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Mephistopheles Janx 11-18-2020 09:11 PM
Who here uses a bidet?
 
This was the TP isle in Walmart about an hour ago...

https://i.imgur.com/7I3TSJJ.jpg

Thinking about getting a bidet attachment but I'm not sure as to just how well they clean you up back there. For the amount I spend on 3 packages of TP (Charmin Strong 9 pack) I could get an "entry" model bidet attachment.

With people losing their ****ing minds again, WHY TOILET PAPER?!?!?!?, it seem like it might be a wise investment. Never mind that I'm on a septic tank and the thought of less paper going in there is even more appealing.

Why Not? 11-18-2020 09:16 PM
I don’t but my wife loves ‘em. We have one in every bathroom in our house.

BigRedChief 11-18-2020 09:16 PM
I stocked up while supplies were good. Antibacterial wipes, pulse ox, N95 masks were on Amazon about 6-8 weeks ago.

loochy 11-18-2020 09:19 PM
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Originally Posted by Mephistopheles Janx (Post 15334383)
This was the TP isle in Walmart about an hour ago...

https://i.imgur.com/7I3TSJJ.jpg

Thinking about getting a bidet attachment but I'm not sure as to just how well they clean you up back there. For the amount I spend on 3 packages of TP (Charmin Strong 9 pack) I could get an "entry" model bidet attachment.

With people losing their ****ing minds again, WHY TOILET PAPER?!?!?!?, it seem like it might be a wise investment. Never mind that I'm on a septic tank and the thought of less paper going in there is even more appealing.

LMAO, what kind of reerun town do you live in?

Dartgod 11-18-2020 09:19 PM
Humans are just generally shitty people. No pun intended...

BigRedChief 11-18-2020 09:22 PM
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Originally Posted by loochy (Post 15334395)
LMAO, what kind of reerun town do you live in?
You think it’s just his town that’s had a run on TP this week? Lots of reports of cleaned out shelves.

Donger 11-18-2020 09:29 PM
Forgive my ignorance, but as I understand it, the bidet squirts water around your anus. If so, you then have a soaking wet anus (or more depending on accuracy), right? You just pull up your pants with a wet ass, or does one typically dry of said wet ass with TP?

loochy 11-18-2020 09:29 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by BigRedChief (Post 15334400)
You think it’s just his town that’s had a run on TP this week? Lots of reports of cleaned out shelves.

What kind of reerun towns had this happen?

lewdog 11-18-2020 09:31 PM
I have used a bidet for years and I feel like a peasant when I have to poop somewhere without one.

We probably use 75% less TP than we used to. Bidet and one wipe, clean as a whistle.

lewdog 11-18-2020 09:32 PM
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Originally Posted by Why Not? (Post 15334390)
I don’t but my wife loves ‘em. We have one in every bathroom in our house.
Amazing.

Staying with you when I come to town.

Thank you.

vailpass 11-18-2020 09:32 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Donger (Post 15334414)
Forgive my ignorance, but as I understand it, the bidet squirts water around your anus. If so, you then have a soaking wet anus (or more depending on accuracy), right? You just pull up your pants with a wet ass, or does one typically dry of said wet ass with TP?
Not if you get me with an air dryer. Not only is it functional, it’s a treat. Otherwise you just wipe afterward.

BigRedChief 11-18-2020 09:32 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Donger (Post 15334414)
Forgive my ignorance, but as I understand it, the bidet squirts water around your anus. If so, you then have a soaking wet anus (or more depending on accuracy), right? You just pull up your pants with a wet ass, or does one typically dry of said wet ass with TP?
it’s a dilemma indeed. Is a wet ass better than one filled with shit?

Peter Gibbons 11-18-2020 09:34 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Donger (Post 15334414)
Forgive my ignorance, but as I understand it, the bidet squirts water around your anus. If so, you then have a soaking wet anus (or more depending on accuracy), right? You just pull up your pants with a wet ass, or does one typically dry of said wet ass with TP?
There are typically hand towels that are meant to complement bidet usage (or at least there are in some European hotels I used to frequent). I believe this solves the wet anus issue without having to leave bits of wet tissue on your backside.

Donger 11-18-2020 09:38 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by vailpass (Post 15334418)
Not if you get me with an air dryer. Not only is it functional, it’s a treat. Otherwise you just wipe afterward.
Ohhhhh. My anus’ interest is piqued.

Titty Meat 11-18-2020 09:38 PM
My face is a bidet


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