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Why is there no thread about this important news event?

Woman arrested after masturbating with a VIBRATOR on Georgia beach.

A Georgia woman was arrested after she was caught masturbating at a local beach, telling police she didn't think that anyone noticed her because 'it only took her 20 seconds to orgasm.'

The Smoking Gun reports Christina Revels-Glick, 34, was at a beach on Tybee Island, a barrier island and small city near Savannah, around 5:30 pm on July 1, when a fellow beachgoer 'could hear her moaning.'

That's when Glick, dressed in a 'one-piece green bikini, retrieved an unknown item from her backpack,' police say.

She then 'spread her legs apart' and putting 'both of her hands in between her legs,' according to the police report.

The 'unknown item' was a vibrator, the report reveals, which was photographed by police for evidence.

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/art...0-seconds.html

Disclaimers: (Sorry if re-post)

FAX THE INVESTIGATIVE REPORTER

Men have it easy. Where's the weirdest place you've gone to town on yourself?

https://i2.wp.com/oliverwillis.com/w...00%2C300&ssl=1

EXONERATED

so hot!

I'm going to DM her on Facebook. See if we can chaturbate!

It took her 20 seconds. It's a rough life.

I remember when I was 16.

Dudes don't have to pull out a tool first.

we simply pull the tool

Facing 12 months in jail. Seems pretty reasonable.

Gonna need to see a pic of her to determine guilt.

ugh, no thanks.

typical skank with priors.

probably have to register as a sex offender too

faptastic

2hrs community service. In my pants...

You can just tell she masturbates on the beach all the time. It's always in the eyes. Unfortunately, we only see it when it's after the fact.

What takes her 20 seconds took me a lifetime to learn.