*** Official Arizona Cardinals Clown Show Thread ***
 

Yeah it's the NFC and not a team we worry or care about, but the Cardinals are a three-ring circus, so before we get any farther into this season thought it might be fun to have a thread to capture some of it. They have been pretty laughable for years, but are taking it to the next level this year with an all-new regime.

Will start this out with Coach Gannon. This is the stuff the Cardinals PR department believes represent him in the best light possible.

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<blockquote class="twitter-tweet"><p lang="en" dir="ltr">expected the worst but it’s worse than expected<a href="https://t.co/iTxCPziCO3">pic.twitter.com/iTxCPziCO3</a></p>&mdash; Warren Sharp (@SharpFootball) <a href="https://twitter.com/SharpFootball/status/1697466002643046666?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">September 1, 2023</a></blockquote> <script async src="https://platform.twitter.com/widgets.js" charset="utf-8"></script>

Also, in case there are any Cardinals fans here, your head football coach has a message for you:

<blockquote class="twitter-tweet"><p lang="en" dir="ltr">Spread the word <a href="https://twitter.com/hashtag/BirdGang?src=hash&amp;ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">#BirdGang</a> <a href="https://t.co/lceQOLFSsc">pic.twitter.com/lceQOLFSsc</a></p>&mdash; Arizona Cardinals (@AZCardinals) <a href="https://twitter.com/AZCardinals/status/1702040847506882866?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">September 13, 2023</a></blockquote> <script async src="https://platform.twitter.com/widgets.js" charset="utf-8"></script>

Will try to keep this thread updated with any new morsels of unintentional comedy gold that the Cardinals decide to release to the wild. For whatever reason I cannot look away from this team.

I predicted them to have the worst record in football.

4-13 or 3-14

Dude was hired to tank the team. No charisma at all, which means the fans won't give two ****s about him when they ultimately dump him.

His job is to earn the #1 overall pick.

That dude is a cardboard cutout of a real person.

That Cringe level is Tater Wilson worthy. Ouch.

That's a dude that breaks his nose when he walks into a wall with an erection.

This dude was so horrible that even Skyy Moore and Kadarius Toney could score against him.

That mother****er is not real!

It's too bad Arizona didn't hire the Cincy DC. He has been a major part of Cincy's success, and I would be curious to see the Bengals operate without him.

“Who took the short buss here???”

LMAO Gawd Damn.....

Move back to St Louis if you want killers, Pee-wee

Quality Post!