Cops after Von Miller
 

POS

<blockquote class="twitter-tweet"><p lang="en" dir="ltr">Police in Dallas have issued an arrest warrant for Buffalo Bills linebacker Von Miller for allegedly assaulting a pregnant person. <a href="https://t.co/EYIzkV8zwM">https://t.co/EYIzkV8zwM</a></p>&mdash; ABC News (@ABC) <a href="https://twitter.com/ABC/status/1730298170905645231?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">November 30, 2023</a></blockquote> <script async src="https://platform.twitter.com/widgets.js" charset="utf-8"></script>

Pregnant men need their asses kicked

When does the white Bronco chase begin?

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I hope the birthing person he assaulted is ok

Miller's fitness for glue in question

Again? Thought they were after him yesterday…

Analyzed none of the evidence but 100% certain of guilt. Lock him up and toss the key!

He turned himself in last night. Must have changed his mind & greased the bars/guards

Again?

It looks like he turned himself in

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