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Rain Man 11-22-2002 06:07 PM

Cannibalism - pro or anti?
 
I'm working late tonight, so I thought I'd reprise my only post that was ever banned back on the old KC Star BB. It was deleted before I could get a proper vote.


Here's the scenario: You're trapped in a wagon train/plane crash/Milwaukee apartment with no sources of food whatsoever. However, a few dead fellow pioneers/soccer players/bar patrons are lying about, with expiration dates that are still good.

Assume that you have a 33 percent chance of surviving until the St. Bernards arrive if you DON'T barbecue the ol' gang, and a 66 percent of surviving if you partake of Sapiens stew.

What's your choice?

Hydrae 11-22-2002 06:29 PM

For survival only, yes. But I would certainly hope I had a way to cook the meat first, don't think I could do it otherwise (as if I could do it to begin with).

The Pedestrian 11-22-2002 06:29 PM

I wouldn't eat another human, but if I'm in a situation where it'd have to be done to survive..........it'll turn into a Donner "Dinner" Party

JimNasium 11-22-2002 07:32 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Slayer Diablo
I wouldn't eat another human
You will never be able to make a woman happy until you get this idea out or your head.:shake:

KCWolfman 11-22-2002 07:34 PM

Trapped in the wilderness and no food?

First one who sleeps, loses.

The Pedestrian 11-22-2002 07:37 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by JimNasium


You will never be able to make a woman happy until you get this idea out or your head.:shake:

I said eat the human itself.....nothing about not eating out women....

Rain Man 11-22-2002 07:38 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by KCWolfman
Trapped in the wilderness and no food?

First one who sleeps, loses.


:LOL:

Zebedee DuBois 11-22-2002 07:38 PM

EAT ME !

Frazod 11-22-2002 07:41 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by KCWolfman
Trapped in the wilderness and no food?

First one who sleeps, loses.

Yeah, that pretty much sums it up.

Although I'd likely start with whoever I like THE LEAST. :evil:

Rain Man 11-22-2002 07:42 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by frazod


Yeah, that pretty much sums it up.

Although I'd likely start with whoever I like THE LEAST. :evil:


Like as in flavor, or like as in personality?

The Pedestrian 11-22-2002 07:43 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by frazod


Yeah, that pretty much sums it up.

Although I'd likely start with whoever I like THE LEAST. :evil:

With your avatars, I would've guessed you'd say whoever's the slowest runner.....

KCWolfman 11-22-2002 07:43 PM

Quote:

Although I'd likely start with whoever I like THE LEAST
Assistance to initiate the deep R.E.M. process is definitely an option.

Zebedee DuBois 11-22-2002 07:46 PM

Soccor player might be kind of tough and stringy. Probably best to use him in a stew.

The Milwaukee people, if beer fed, may be quite rich like Kobe steaks. However, if they had filled their bodies with unnatural supplements and hormones, I might put them lower on the list.

A meat and potatoes cornfed midwesterner stranded in the mountains would probably be good.

You know, I just don't like going hungry.

The Pedestrian 11-22-2002 07:48 PM

Boil 'em like a rabbit! I wonder if the fat comes off with the skin like on rabbits........

Zebedee DuBois 11-22-2002 07:49 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Slayer Diablo
Boil 'em like a rabbit! I wonder if the fat comes off with the skin like on rabbits........
You really shouldn't joke about such a serious subject, Slayer.


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