Let's hear the most offensive jokes you can think of!
 

To avoid a debate, you may want to leave out the ethnic jokes. However, if you do decide to post an ethnic joke, it won't bother me at all.

My first contribution, heard about a week ago:

Q: What's even better than winning a gold medal at the Special Olympics?

A: Not being reeruned.


Next?

Quit talking about golf, you bastards!

"Ladies and gentlemen the starting defense for YOUR 2002 Kansas City Chiefs..."


Damn right as offensive as any I ever heard. :p

Q: What's black and white and red all over, and can't turn around in a doorway?

















A: A nun with a javelin through her head:D

How many busted hips does it take to wreck the 2003 season if you're the Kansas City Chiefs?













ROFL

Oh, here's one... Totally tasteless...


How many doctors does it take to screw a legbone into a hip socket?









ROFL :LOL: ROFL

What's funnier than a dead baby?




A dead baby sitting next to a kid with down syndrome.

What's more fun than feeling up a dead baby?



Feeling up a dead baby with three nipples

How many babies does it take to paint a house?



Depends how hard you throw them.

Whats the worst part about eating a vegetable?




Taking off the diapers





:Lin: :LOL:

What's black and sits at the top of the stairs?


Christopher Reeve after a house fire.

Damn...I think you might be the winner! ROFL

I can see I'm going to loooooove this thread!

I'm just waiting for some Church Lady poster to drop in and admonish all of us for being so insensitive. "You realize this IS a public BBS. The family of Christopher Reeve or some vegetable could read this and have their feelings hurt! Put yourself in their place. How would YOU feel?"

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I parked over there, under the handicap sign.

What do you get when you cross an elephant with a poodle?

A dead poodle with an 18 inch asshole