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Bwana 10-21-2003 09:57 PM

Bwana One Punks Zero...Don't Even Think About Hitting My Leaf Pile!
 
So there I was yesterday, gathering all the leaf product from the front and backyard. I had a nice big pile for the boys from the city to come and get and was rather proud of myself for getting it done early. I cracked a tasty beverage and was enjoying some TV when it happened. A car load of punks crashes through all my hard work and redistributes my nice pile all over the street.:#

Me being me, I figured why get mad when I can get even? :evil: I got my pile back in order and decided my new pile needed "a little weight" (to keep the wind from blowing them away :D) I placed three giant logs and 5 steel posts in there. About 5 minutes ago the punks came back to take another run at Bwanas hard work.:eek:

There was a God awful noise as their car hit my leaf pile from hell. Nothing like the sound of the underside of a vehicle making contact with steel and large wood logs.ROFL It shot logs and steel posts about 40 feet. The punks kept going. I would bet thats the last time the little bastages mess with someones leaf pile.nlm

Simplex3 10-21-2003 10:01 PM

:LOL::LOL::LOL::LOL::LOL:
Way to go! Any suggestions for the little punk that keeps turning on the spigot in my back yard?

Frazod 10-21-2003 10:02 PM

I salute you! :thumb:

:evil:

Bwana 10-21-2003 10:03 PM

Oh yeah, put a little "heat to it." Get a car battery and run some wire. It won't hurt him, but it give him a good blast resulting in him not wanting to come near your water.

Simplex3 10-21-2003 10:05 PM

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Originally Posted by Bwana
Oh yeah, put a little "heat to it." Get a car battery and run some wire. It won't hurt him, but it give him a good blast resulting in him not wanting to come near your water.

Damn plastic handle. I was going to put a bear trap underneath it but my wife thought that was a little extreme.

JimNasium 10-21-2003 10:06 PM

Note to self.....Don't ever mess with Bwana unless you buy a Honda from him. :evil:

SNR 10-21-2003 10:07 PM

Bwana just has a way with the young people....

Simplex3 10-21-2003 10:08 PM

Another approach I learned from a guy who's yard kept getting "farmed" is to take 2 metal trash barrels, place them one on each side of the path, then tie them together with a thin cable or wire. You can't see the cable at night, and when they drive through it slams the trash cans against the sides of the car.

Dartgod 10-21-2003 10:08 PM

Allright, Greg! That deserves some rep...

Bwana 10-21-2003 10:11 PM

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Originally Posted by Dartgod
Allright, Greg! That deserves some rep...

It was worth cleaning up the mess after the deed. The pile is once again back in order as well. :evil:

Bwana 10-21-2003 10:14 PM

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Originally Posted by SNR
Bwana just has a way with the young people....

Yeah, a way to let them know that it is not wise to mess with my hard work.

PastorMikH 10-21-2003 10:17 PM

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Originally Posted by Bwana
Yeah, a way to let them know that it is not wise to mess with my hard work.



Definately a 5 ROFL post!

ROFL ROFL ROFL ROFL ROFL



Are you somehow related to Iowonian? That sounds an awful lot like something he'd do.:)

PastorMikH 10-21-2003 10:20 PM

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Originally Posted by JimNasium
Note to self.....Don't ever mess with Bwana unless you buy a Honda from him. :evil:




ROFL ROFL ROFL


BTW Bwana, whatever happened between you and that pretty little lady with the Honda?:)

Bwana 10-21-2003 10:22 PM

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Originally Posted by PastorMikH
Definately a 5 ROFL post!

ROFL ROFL ROFL ROFL ROFL



Are you somehow related to Iowonian? That sounds an awful lot like something he'd do.:)

I think thats why I hit it off with him so well at the tailgate party. He has the same look in his eyes and will "go the extra mile" to even the score. o:-)

Bwana 10-21-2003 10:25 PM

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Originally Posted by PastorMikH
ROFL ROFL ROFL


BTW Bwana, whatever happened between you and that pretty little lady with the Honda?:)

Errrrr! It seems it would have cost me three times as much to fight it and "win the case" as it did to resell the car for the nasty ditch pig. I resold the car and gave her the money back.......along with a few parting quotes. ;)


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