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KCChiefsMan 02-22-2004 04:33 PM

Man I could be in trouble....
 
I just had sex with some slut I met at a party and after I came I realized that the condom had broke......I'm stressing out like crazy here. WHY AM I SO STUPID WHEN I GET DRUNK!!!! I normally wouldn't have had sex with a slut like her, but I think it's a combination of being really really drunk and had just broken up with my girlfriend...DAMNIT!

Ebolapox 02-22-2004 04:34 PM

you're a dumbass... this thread won't be as successful as your last thread, however ;)

-EBOLA-...not serious

Ari Chi3fs 02-22-2004 04:35 PM

they say children cost about $100,000+ to raise from birth to age 18.

Bwana 02-22-2004 04:35 PM

Awww, one of those nights huh? :p

KCChiefsMan 02-22-2004 04:35 PM

not worried about children, about STD's

Ebolapox 02-22-2004 04:36 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by KCChiefsMan
not worried about children, about STD's

then there's your problem... unless the chick was really skanky and had aids, most std's are cureable...

kids, however, aren't cureable (with your luck, she doesn't believe in abortion)

-EBOLA-

4th and Long 02-22-2004 04:38 PM

Herpes - It's like luggage. You take it everywhere you go. ROFL

KCChiefsMan 02-22-2004 04:39 PM

I cant help but laugh my butt off at the Rick James thing.......

I'm Rick James Bitch....enjoy yourself

Ebolapox 02-22-2004 04:43 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by KCChiefsMan
I cant help but laugh my butt off at the Rick James thing.......

I'm Rick James Bitch....enjoy yourself

...show charlie murphy, errr, paul your titties!!!

-EBOLA-

KC Jones 02-22-2004 04:43 PM

whatsa matta, you burnin?

PinkFloyd 02-22-2004 04:47 PM

Look on the bright side. There might be a chance that you'll never, ever have to worry about having children again if this gal is pregnant here in afew weeks.

She might have 7 at once and you'll never, ever have to worry about having anymore !!!!!

:thumb: :thumb:

They always say that the alcohol content is not the only thing that "goes up" when your drunk !!

1. Erection
2. Kid Count
3. Bills
4. In-Laws
5. And the most important -- Your Blood Pressure !!! :mad:

Logical 02-22-2004 04:51 PM

Man sleeping with anyone you would later label a slut says it all. It also says things about yourself that you are using this label.

wazu 02-22-2004 04:56 PM

You should marry this woman immediately. Instant family!

Sure-Oz 02-22-2004 04:58 PM

Would you hit it if you were sober?

Go get tested if your scared.

Jenny Gump 02-22-2004 04:58 PM

Why in the hell would you get on here and tell us something like that? I highly doubt you screwed anything but your hand.

But if I am wrong, you better go get your penis probed by your doctor. That's the price you pay for being a moron.


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