Mayberry the sequel:
Gee pa those colored people are drinking out of the same drinking fountain and get this they use the same swimming pool as us! Heck they even get to go to my school now pa! I understand your frustration Opie heck I got in trouble for making fun of the Jew at the bank the other day! You know something pa this country is doomed! Yeah son if Barney and I were still running things I would give him back his bullet~
"If it’s true that our species is alone in the universe, then I’d have to say that the universe aimed rather low and settled for very little"