What America Has Become
As long as we're on the subject, I'd like to thank you younger guys for all that Social Security and Medicare that you're going to be buying me. It's not that I need it, but I know it's rightfully your money, so I think a little gratitude is in order.
Personally, I would have elected people who would have phased out Social Security, but that's water under the bridge.
Cleveland may be the factory of sadness, but the warehouse is in Kansas City.