[GordonGekko]

Originally Posted by mike_b_284

What were you about to start your period? Pussy.

Originally Posted by 'Hamas' Jenkins

Please, flex your nuts more, Internet Badass.

I hope that this thread isn't a representative sample, because if it is, the show deserves better than the dumbass viewers it has.

Originally Posted by mike_b_284

If I flexed my nuts anywhere near the internet I would break it.

Originally Posted by mike_b_284

You know you come across as a know it all snob, right? And a butt-hurt little bitch. I bet you have lots of friends, your nearly 53,000 posts indicate a thriving social life.

Originally Posted by 'Hamas' Jenkins

Post count smack. How original. You come across as a harping ****ing dumbass whose IQ would increase if you took a shotgun to the frontal lobe, assuming you have much more than a lizard brain.

Originally Posted by mike_b_284

There's my butt-hurt little bitch. Daddy likes it when you talk dirty.

Originally Posted by 'Hamas' Jenkins

You're an anthropomorphized anal wart of BIG_DADDY, aren't you?

Originally Posted by 'Hamas' Jenkins

I can guarantee you a couple of things about that guy:

1) He wears Affliction shirts
2) He revs his vehicle at stop lights to attract women
3) The only way he could wear more cologne is if he broke an ampoule of Aqua Di Gio in his ass

Originally Posted by mike_b_284

You are describing all the guys who beat you up before you became a teacher to reap your vengeance? In reality you couldn't be more off base. I am sorry if I hurt your feelings, I was making a joke but it was probably not very kind of me to do so at your expense.

Originally Posted by 'Hamas' Jenkins

I have no vengeance to reap, but it's generally easy to spot overcompensating douchebags--pitbull avatars, overreliance on terms like butthurt, and past filtered gay slurs are pretty clear giveaways.

Originally Posted by mike_b_284

Way to accept an apology.

The "pitbull" is my lab
you seem pretty butthurt
gay slurs not directed at gays are only offensive to closet gays and snooty liberal douchbags.

Some classic Chiefsplanet going down right now. Quoted for posterity.