It's an awkward layout of flesh, I'm like you, I'd like a solid 'no nonsense' cutlet. Strips are really good - just remember your basics when grilling. And resting a steak has never been more necessary while preparing the strip steak.
A couple of years ago, a tornado hit this place. It killed the people left and right. Houses were split open, and you could see necklaces hanging from branches of trees. Dogs died. Cats died. I saw a girl fly through the sky... and I looked up her skirt.