10-07-2013, 11:05 PM
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#71
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Time For Your Wake Up Call !!!
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Originally Posted by LoneWolf
My BIL is over watching the Monday night game and he is a huge Raiders fan. He got up about 45 minutes ago and announced he was going to go take a shit. I noticed when he got up that he left his IPhone sitting on the couch. I grabbed his phone and put my balls on the back of his phone where your hand is when your holding the phone and I took a picture with my phone. I then texted the picture to him with the caption "It's Raiders week, bitch!" When he got out of the bathroom and grabbed his phone, he immediately checked his phone for texts. He was ****ing pissed, called me a ****ing asshole, and immediately left the house. I had to explain to my wife why he left and she is also mad at me. Looks like I'll be sleeping on the couch, but it is so worth it.
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