Turns out it might not have been suicide after all.
Details come forth that he was found with pants and underwear around ankles.
Possible he died whipping his skippy and choking himself out, a la Kung Fu.
You ever notice how on stop lights, green means go, but on a banana it's the opposite? Yellow means "go ahead." Green means "slow down." And red means "Where the **** did you get that banana?"