"Tough break for handjob. He was all set to go home on a medical"
"What was his problem?'
"He was jerkin’ off 10 times a day. sent him down to Da Nang to see the Navy Headshrinker. started jerkin’ off in the waiting room. Instant Section 8"
A great shot is when you pull it off. A smart shot is when you don't have the guts to try.