one year the wife and I were out of town for Halloween. wife left a bowl of candy w/our high school aged sons to hand out.
they ate all the candy and handed out ****in cans of green beans and cream corn to all the kids. we didn't find out about it for several months...one of the neighborhood mothers mentioned it to the wife at a bbq.
"Mr. seclark. Wrong for gravy, wrong for jelly, wrong for biscuits."
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