Originally Posted by COchief
Just chiming in to say if ever there was a solid argument to NOT feed the fat kids halloween candy it's the OP, I mean shit fat kids turn into basement dwelling 30 year virgins who are obsessed with terrible football player evaluations and predictions. This is the last thing we want to be increasing in today's world, however they do make cool gifs and vids though.
I think that's unfair to fat kids. You can't lump them all together.
Now if you've got a fat kid who also loves Jehovah, please stop feeding him candy.