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Originally Posted by SNR
I just can't help but laugh.
The dude's name is Richie Incognito.
Richie. ****ing. Incognito.
A novelist who was looking for a character name for his fat piece of shit douchebag jock locker room bully couldn't have come up with anything better than that.
It's like the guy who won the World Series of Poker many years ago whose name was Chris Moneymaker. Or Usain Bolt being a world-class sprinter. You have Richie Incognito the douchebag.
Like, here's how good his name is. You could play his voicemail to 100 people who had not heard of this story in the news. And then you could ask them all the following multiple-choice question:
"Based on what you just heard, can you identify the name of this message's sender?
A. Joe Phillips
B. Dennis Philagree
C. Darrell Landers
D. Mike Taylor
E. Richie Incognito"
There wouldn't be a single individual in that group of 100 who wouldn't answer "That last one. Richie Incognito."
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Definite anti-Italian undertones in that post right there.