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Originally Posted by DC.chief
A few years back I started dating this Spanish chick. Without a doubt the hottest chick I've been with. For about 4 months me and that girl had some fun if you know what i'm saying.
I get an email one night from (myname)@gmail.com. It's not an e-mail I created. Turns out her she was married, the e-mail was a death threat from her husband.
She did a good job hiding that from me because I was oblivious. Or maybe I didn't care because that was some fine ass.
Either way the situation got harry. He was an ex-marine that worked as security for like the president or white house or some shit like that. Or so he said at least. It made since because she
eventually told me that's why I never saw him. he had to travel all over for work.
In one of the e-mails he listed exact times I left my house and what I was wearing for a two week period in attempt to scare me. At this point I didn't give two shits about the girl.
No ass is worth that mess. But I wasn't about to take any shit from that guy either. I told him he could have the slut and made a threat of my own if he didn't back off.
Funny thing was, one night I was over at her place (his place) doing the deed and I pulled out and bust all over her (his) Oakland Raiders blanket. This was before I found out she was married.
I should note as soon as I found out I stopped talking to her basically.
As hilarious as that last point was. I feel bad for the guy. I would have raged myself.
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Easily the funniest part of the story.