[DaneMcCloud]

Originally Posted by Flybone McTimmerson

When I got to my first duty station in the army, there was a slutty chick sleeping with every dude in the barracks. She may as well have had a "Now Serving" sign(the kind you see at the barber or DMV) hanging outside of her room.

Anyways, one of the dudes she's banging falls in love with her, and married her. They were married for about two weeks and still living in the barracks when he gets orders to an Army Training across post. He's got to go live on that side of post and pretty much be on lockdown for the whole six weeks he's there.

As soon as he's gone, she's back to her old ways. Banging every dude in the Barracks. I don't know how, but he got word of it. He snuck out of that Training one night, walked across post, and showed up back in our barracks. Late that night while everyone was sleeping, three gunshots rang in the air. When the Military Police entered the room they found both of them dead. He had shot her twice and then blew his own brains out.

Jesus