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One of the guys I served with in the Coast Guard during the late 1980s went on a Mexico junket with his dad. They left his mom and his wife at home. So they are at an all-inclusive, I can't remember where but Cabo sounds right, and they start partying with a couple of girls that they met who also happened to be married.
Things get out of control and his dad ends up with one of them in their room and my buddy takes her friend back to the room he was sharing with his dad. The chick my buddy is with gets aggressive and tells him to strip naked and lay on the bed. She then proceeds to do a sexy strip tease. Once she's finally naked she hops onto the foot of the bed and tries to playfully jump onto him. Unfortunately she fails to notice the metal bladed ceiling fan spinning right over the bed. She jumps right into the spinning blades and splits her forehead wide open spraying blood all over their naked bodies. The cut is so severe she has to be rushed to the emergency room and my buddy has to go and cock-block his own father so her friend can accompany her to a Mexican hospital.
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