Originally Posted by luv
I just want you all to know what I've been going through in order to go to the game. I didn't do the Turkey Trot yesterday OR go to the gym today. I've been putting mentholatum ointment on my chest and under my nose. I've gone through a half a box of tissues, and I haven't left my apartment all day. People better at least stop by to say hi.
I'm bringing my sausage just for you.
Better to be the bastard child of a king and his whore than to be a ****ing peasant at the shite homer trough.