Originally Posted by stonedstooge
You read that in Farmer's Almanac?
No. My wife is an English Major.
I read this in the almanac:
To avoid dying, if you hear a dog howl at night, reach under the bed and turn over a shoe.
Frazod to KC Nitwit..."Hey, I saw a picture of some dumpy bitch with a horrible ****tarded giant back tattoo and couldn't help but think of you." Simple, Pure, Perfect. 7/31/2013
Dave Lane: "I have donated more money to people in my life as an atheist that most churches ever will."
Come home to Jesus Dave. Come home.