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Old 12-01-2013, 10:20 AM   #14
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Hahahahahahaha - we had a roofer in one of my networking groups who showed up once or twice then was absent for about 2 months. Whilst completing introductions, he apologized for his lengthy hiatus and explained that he almost died of some viral related health complication. Then his buddy nodded in agreement to show how serious it had been.

Then he launched into a 30 second commercial on this magic drink his wife sells and all the health benefits and immune system boosters.

I let him have it with both barrels. "You almost died recently but now you want us to buy some snake oil your wife is selling?" Most people couldn't stop laughing. I don't know if he's been back.
Quit hiring illegals and start hiring unemployed college grads with liberal arts degrees...
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