Thread: Movies and TV Noah (2014)
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Old 12-02-2013, 05:01 PM   #49
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This just looks goofy. You can easily imagine how it went when they were pitching the idea for the movie.

"We're going to take the story of Noah, OK, and like add some killer Braveheart-esque battle scenes, maybe a magic flaming sword, and then there's going to be a giant meteor shower destroying stuff like Kabloom!, and then all this water will shoot up like KAWhooooosh up into the air, and then there's a final battle with these other guys and all these animals and shit! And Russel Crowe!"

"Wait... that's not the story of Noah. But we love it!"
Some of that is dream sequences, and some of it is Biblical.

The flaming sword, I'll bet anything that's a dream sequence about the Garden of Eden. When the garden was closed to humanity, God left an angel and a flaming sword at the entrance.

The meteor shower is actually angels falling.

And during the flood, water shot up from the ground.
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