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God. Dammit.
With that, we may as well just set fire to this !@#$ing thread because it's safe to say that any legitimate football discussion is probably done for.
How do elementary school teachers not kill themselves? I feel like teaching 3rd graders is similar to CP. Things will just look so promising, student after student clearly picking up their multiplication tables and learning how to conjugate verbs and what not.
Then some kid shits on his desk and starts banging his book against his face. All work grinds to a halt. The other children can't learn. The smell is atrocious. The adults in the room wonder what the hell they've done with their life.
And yet the kid continues shitting and beating himself in the head, having no concept of why everyone's staring dumbstruck, like a cow seeing a new gate.
Jesus tapdancing christ, Why do I even bother? We made it about 36 hours before some booger-eater started shitting on the desks.
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