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Originally Posted by Pestilence
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Or better yet, print up business cards with a message on the back.
Hello, ________
My name is Mr. Tomahawk and I would like to present you with a simple request. As long as I can remember, I have had a strong desire to find a woman to explore in every way possible. Of course this means unlimited orgasms for you, but I have one simple request: The woman whom I select must be open to explore water sports.
Trust me when I say that I've met many a women with virtually no inhibitions sexually. They have allowed me to hone my craft and expand my mind so that I know how to treat a woman in such a way that it will drive her crazy but they will never let me pee in my mouth.
You, as the recipient of this card, are thereby formally requested to allow me such a privelege.
Sincerely,
___________