[Rain Man]

In order, I would go with:

Seattle. Fine. Okay. No Super Bowl yet.
Carolina. Same here. This is acceptable. I don't consider them an expansion team any more.
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San Diego. I'm going to break my longstanding policy of wishing destruction on AFC West teams. They don't have a Super Bowl, and I actually kind of like Phillip Rivers.
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New Orleans. Whateverdat.
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San Francisco. They only have five or so. Not thrilled, but I don't care that much.
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New England. Aw, geez. Not this again.
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(Add 1,000 more dots)
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Denver. Rot in hell. But I'm going to break a policy I never thought possible. I'd rather see Denver get it than Indianapolis. Let them have it and be done so we can move on.
Indianapolis. Rot in hell x 1.1.