Originally Posted by Prison Bitch
LOL at Nebraska fans enjoying their move. Good one.
I don't know where you get 16M eyeballs in Missouri unless there are some serious deformities I don't know of. I wouldn't call a 9-8 SEC record "tearing it up" especially when you're 2-8 vs teams that ended ranked. Now that it's basketball season most people in Missouri turn their eyes to their favorite basketball team anyway, KU.
Almost everyone has two eyes. It appears he was thinking of Missouri's population being 8 million people. I don't think you get to 8,000,000 unless you include the Kansas and Illinois metro areas of KC and St. Louis, and even then that's more like 7.5 million.
But keep trying to explain away how 12-2 and a top 5 finish isn't "tearing it up."
When you're done playing intellectual twister, make sure you stretch out really well. Would hate for you to get stuck in one of those extreme positions you twist into.