I think it's her. She wants you to think there is some guy that is obsessed with treating her like a queen. She wants you to go to extra measures to take care of her. She's toying with your ass. She knows someone in Iowa, or knows someone that knows someone in Iowa, to pull this off. You've stated that it only took 15 minutes to text after the staged breakup, but only the two of you knew about it? C'mon man. You like fried catfish?
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