Got a kick out of some shit last night hanging out with my friend and his girl because they both independently made references to not getting laid to me at different times.
First off, I was like "The ****? TMI" but then I was like "WTF is the point of dating if you aren't screwing on the regular?"
I then referred to them as a married couple for the rest of the night. I don't think they appreciated that.
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