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This thread should be titled "What type of planeteer are you?"
We have:
- The absolute shit-stains and obvious trailer trash with the "who cares" and "snitches" etc, have some ****ing morals you pieces of shit, pretty obvious who changes oil for a living...
- The morons condoning "handle dat shit yerself brah" with warnings and what not to the thieving POS, this should be the absolute last thing MTG should do btw. Sets off the POS radar and he would probably try to blame it on you or take you down with him.
- The accounting/inventory morons that don't understand small business. I especially like the chiming in with "hire me and I'll fix er up", what the owner has is essentially a $2500 per year problem ($10X5daysX50weeks) at this point. So your suggestion is to implement inventory tracking and pay the dumbass accountant to research all this shit and the owner ends up with a still unsolvable $2500 problem and then a minimum $10-20K bill that probably doesn't even really affect his business. Then he has to pay for the software and someone to run it all for what? Brilliant!
- As a finance/IT/business process consultant to fortune 500s as well as a small business owner with 15 employees I am more than qualified to comment on this crap sandwich from both sides. I also love nothing more than setting up stupid employees for theft/firings, I stress that I will fire and call the police in the interview and it is reinforced several times throughout the training period. I run a service business with many long term customers, I ask them to throw out the ole "how much if I just pay you cash direct" line and then fire the shit stain while laughing. The best is that these stupid ****s throw away a $1k per week job for as little as $20 extra in their pockets, my closer for them: "hope it was worth the $20, someone else will be cashing your $1k paycheck next week".
One question for the OP, if the owner saw and knew everything regarding all of your actions would he fire you immediately?
My favorite poster was "thief that has 3 kids and a wife that can't work and is blatantly stealing and risking his families well being might not be such a bad guy" (mutually exclusive guy).
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