LOL
Great thread idea...
"MTG in the movies"
First post
"Guys, I'm on these stairs, and one of my fellow soldiers is in the next room calling my name while a knife is being driven into his chest. Oh crap! The Nazi who killed him just walked past me and smiled. What should I do?"
Next post
"Came to visit my wife for Christmas. She's at some schmoozy Christmas party. While I was in her office relaxing from the flight an international gang of thieves took over the tower. Where should I hide?"
Next
"I just found out my brother has been conspiring with my rival. I let him know I know, and gave him a kiss...but I'm worried our relationship may be harmed. Should I ask my mom about this? My heart is really broken."
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"And I don't wish that girl any bad luck," he said, "but I hope she gets hit with a car."
- Tommy Lasorda
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