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Originally Posted by NewChief
Can't wait to see your 20 page menu describing four different pizzas.
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Mega Meaty Combo: with pepperoni, hamburger, canadian bacon, italian sausage,(You know back when I was in high school, we had an OL on our team nicknamed Sausage. The dude had fingers that put most folk's peckers to shame. I'm almost certain he had to nearly crush his manhood to bits every time he worked one out over a JCPenney underwear catalog. Well, Sausage liked to party and liked to drink quite a bit and one night he got drunk and stuck those stubby phalanges into the wrong dudes girlfriend. I watched him fight six guys in a drunk stagger that most reservation Indians would hold in high regard) black olives, green pepper, mushrooms, (You know, I've always been a fan of hallucinogens. There's no better way to reconnect with nature than to eat a couple of caps and stare into a campfire for hours and hours under a starry summer sky. These aren't those kind of mushrooms; or I'd be charging a whole heck of a lot more than $16.99 for this pie. But if you need the other kind, I know a guy that knows a guy), and lots of mozzarella cheese.