Be honest with us. Your wife got drunk and beat you. It happens all the time on holidays. It's nothing to be ashamed of. Seek help.
Welcome to NFL Sunday! At 11:00 see Peyton Manning flip off the top rope and clothesline Clay Matthews! At 2:00 Drew Brees will hit Terrell Suggs with a chair! Buy your Andrew Luck jersey and let's get reeeeeady to rummmmmble!