Originally Posted by mlyonsd
Same goes for NY, CA, IL and the retards that live there.
I live in Northern California. Saturday I got up for work and walked downstairs into my living room to get ready at four in the morning. I noticed that my dog was agitated and sniffing at the bottom of the front door. I looked out of the window and saw a white splotch moving around in my front yard. I pressed my face to the glass and saw that it was a cow walking through my front yard, maybe a foot away from my porch. It was a Hereford. It looked like this:
I left it alone (****ing gigantic cow) and it wandered off into an olive orchard. California is fairly diverse.