trndobrd with the PERFECT answer.
You've seen the low rolling hills and rocky crags of the ozarks, nows time to see the BIG ranges and low, salty flats, if you haven't seen it... go see it.
Make sure to give us an irreverent report from wherever you are, like a blue collar Anthony Bordain... "the locals insist upon drunken facepainting and crawdad stew, who am I to resist..."
That's what we're looking for... DO NOT disappoint.