He's going to be a great role model for kids all over the country.
I can see it now.
kid: Dad, what is that rainbow shirt about?
dad: Son that shirt means they support Michael Sam.
kid: Dad, who is Michael Sam?
dad: Son he's the first openly gay player in the NFL.
kid: Dad, what does gay mean?
dad: Son that means he likes guys not girls.
kid: Dad, what does that mean?
dad: Son that means he has sex with guys.
kid: Dad, what does that mean?
dad: Son that means he likes to suck cock.
kid: Dad, what else does that mean?
dad: Son it means he also takes it up the ass.
kid: Dad, why does he do that?
dad: Son because he's gay.
kid: Dad is it OK if I suck cock?
dad: NO!
kid: But dad, the NFL says it's OK.
dad: NO!
kid: But dad why not?
dad: Go ask your mother.
This is gonna end well.
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