#5. These rules shall not apply if they should inconvenience Thomas Brady or William Bilicheck or any other various and sundry part of the Patriots in any manner.
#6. A two point conversion shall be worth three points if the scoring player either runs or catches the ball while riding a tricycle.
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John Madden's three rules:
1. Be on time.
2. Pay attention.
3. Play like hell when I tell you to.
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