Congrats! Debt-free means that you will never be forced into slavery other than a military takeover by the Chinese. Or maybe some sort of Pulp Fiction pawn shop scenario. But odds are you're safe.
Welcome to NFL Sunday! At 11:00 see Peyton Manning flip off the top rope and clothesline Clay Matthews! At 2:00 Drew Brees will hit Terrell Suggs with a chair! Buy your Andrew Luck jersey and let's get reeeeeady to rummmmmble!