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Old 03-23-2014, 09:57 PM   #86
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This interferes with your nervous system in such a way that natural elimination becomes problematic. You need to grab a combo stool softener/laxative. Grab a large container of this from Wal Mart:



Take as directed. You will see results within days, if not the day after your first dose.
Sure sounds like impaction.

I second this option but with a slight change of application. Buy two 64oz bottles of Gatorade and one 14 day bottle of miralax. Pour all of the miralax into one of the Gatorade bottles. Shake and let sit for a few hours. Drink one 8oz. glass of Gatorade miralax mix every 15mins. When you are done with the bottle of mix, crack open the pure Gatorade and repeat the same every 15minutes. Don't be far away from a toilet. You will have about 4-5hrs of duecing every 15-20mins. Having said that, that is about the most gentle way to clean a your bowels very quickly. All for the low cost of cheaper than a copay at your doctor. Or you can go to the doctor and have him tell you to eat more salad, drink water and take a laxative. Only to have your symptoms reappear again. So you can go pay another copay, then have him tell you that he doesn't know what is wrong and they are going to send you to a gastrointestinal specialist to see about a colonoscopy, a couple months down the road.

This method is how many prepare to clean their bowels for a colonoscopy.

Or you can take laxatives for days on end, eat healthier and drink more water till you feel better. Or you can make it a one day process. Your choice.
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